When his village is enslaved and his wife kidnapped by the malevolent Mastodon Mathematician, a simple farmer must find his inner warrior! Granted the form of the Sabertooth Swordsman by the Cloud God of Sasquatch Mountain, our hero embarks on a treacherous journey to the Mastodon"s fortress, along the way getting beaten to a pulp by ogres, plague mutants, the king"s army, and goats! * From rising stars Damon Gentry (Eerie) and Aaron Conley (Prophet)! * Pinups by Mike Allred, Brandon Graham, David Lafuente, and more!