Mother Goose, Ver farblondjet!* Aesop? You"re not fooling anyone. Brothers Grimm? Goniffs.** You didn"t create the fairy tale--we did (The Chosen People) thousands of years ago, to keep the kids quiet when we were running from Pharoah. Here are all your favorite classic fairy tales as they"re supposed to be told: Goldie"s Lox and the Three Bagels Rumpleforeskin Snow Whitefish and the Seven Dwarfkins The Three Little Chazzers Jake and Mr. Bienstock Pushkin Boots The Ugly Schmuckling And more! * Get lost ** Thieves