Morning ladies. Has your frustration with love become something to drive your friends crazy? Why did I think "I love you" becomes "Are you breaKING UP WITH ME?" When a beautiful sculpture of a red heart with a dagger through it is a present for Valentine"s Day. Do not let these love stories make you cry: write him a Dear John letter. Let"s look at this with a witty Kill the story. Always know, one date, a blind date, a bad boyfriend, a true love so scared to commit. I am high maintenance but down to earth. My weakness would be a passionate artist, musician, rock stars to royalty. One date I met on the internet said he thought I was prettier than my picture. One date, one lunch, not buying sheets together. As always, have a sense of humor. Take these stories, Not Quite Love Stories, try to laugh at the heartbreak: just remember once you have closed your shop, the one who has the keys to your shop will be back... Love Always, DANA