Bathroom Etiquette the Previously-Unwritten Rules

Society has rules--some written, some just understood. Without these rules society breaks down, crumbles, fails. Public restrooms are no exception: there are rules. They should be just understood but apparently that"s not so. So here they are, just the basics. Bathroom Etiquette--The Previously Unwritten Rules, now written out for you to study. Follow these 20 simple, sometimes life-saving, guidelines and together we can prevent the fall of our society as we know it. This book is meant to enlighten people on rules that should be understood but seem to have been forgotten, it is not your ex-wife in written form. There is a little humor thrown in, to help those who are easily embarrassed. But don"t mistake the humor for making light of the situation--our public bathroom etiquette has hit the toilets. Read them, share them, but REMEMBER THE RULES!