Once upon a time you could smoke just about anywhere. In your office, on the bus or on the train. Just imagine, a land where smokers and their habit free friends lived in a contented tobacco haze. A land where blowing smoke in the air wasn"t a crime, it was cool. Don"t panic. Opprtuntities for cladestine smoke consumption abound. Conceal your cigarette inside your asthma pump. Inhale through a ventriloquist"s dummy. How to Smoke in Public Without Being Seen reveals the secrets of puffing happily ever after.