Grandma hippie chick left her kentucky coop to be a free bird": barefoot and beaded. She performed at the "chickenstock" festival of "69 where 500 000 birds gathered for 3 days of music and peace. Henrietta was conceived in a blur of psychedelic hormones and free love. Grandma hippie chick now lives a quiet life on the farm with her true love grampa gimpy hip."