Me? I"m Farley Inkelberger. My parents and teachers call me Farley; My friends call me Ink. But I"m really a genius. I know tons of interesting facts, like frogs can"t swallow with their eyes open. But Roger"s a moron, and proud of it. He"s also my biggest enemy. Thank goodness for Lucy Poff. She"s my best friend and a genius-wannabe. I don"t know what would have happened to me without her when we ended up inside Roger Hunt"s nose.