In this day and age with time short, money shorter, and all the really good therapists on daytime talk shows, what is the average neurotic person to do? Until now they were up the Danube without a prognosis. Now, however, Shrink Yourself allows patients to have years of indepth Freudian psychoanalysis for one low price. No more free-floating anxiety about castration or death swirling around in their heads until others have time to tackle their paralyzing little problems. Thanks to Shrink Yourself both conscious and unconscious can rest. It"s easy to use: the reader need only find a comfortable couch and Shrink Yourself will guide them through an emotionally fulfilling Freudian therapy session. Repression, dream analysis, childhood trauma, Freudian slips, neurotic symptoms, sexual repression, Oedipus complex, ink blots and penis envy are all covered. Best of all, there"s. no bill!