"Sick and tired? Join the Club! We are magical, we manage, and we are a majority. We make sense, make time, make ends meet, and make good on promises. We maneuver, we mandate, we march, and we market. We are marvels of martyrdom, masters en masse, and matriarchs. We are 40 million strong and we"re comin" over there!" This is a public announcement to inform America of a new, not-to-be-ignored women"s club. Well, not really a new club, because it has been around for as long as women have been taking care of business, families, and, of course, each other. The M Club Manual is the ultimate how-to guide for any mature woman who is plain sick and tired of going unrecognized and being mistreated, or simply for those who want to revel in their "M-ness" * We are sick and tired (mostly tired) of things in general going to hell in a handbasket. * We are intelligent, savvy women who know right from wrong. * Sometimes we have to "come over there" to help another member. Often we "go over there" in a big group so we can make an impression. * We help other M Club members because we want to and we are able. Next time, and there will be a next time, any woman is feeling overlooked or harangued, she can appeal to her sister-members of the M Club to shift perspectives, take the reigns, and, well, take care of business. Women will love to give this incredibly funny and frank manual as a present, or even keep it around the home or office for their own reference and fun.