Just so you know, this book is about how my life went completely berserk. One day I"m snug in my comic-book drawing, loner existence, and the next I"m tramping through the wilderness looking for my dad. Who"s been kidnapped. Because of an ancient family feud I always thought was a twisted figment of his imagination. (This is not the first time I"ve been wrong about something.) Now my only company is a wannabe cop who just might be my superhero dream girl. And if I don"t deliver some kind of mysterious "proof" to his kidnappers, my dad is toast. I"ve got some issues, but I don"t really want to see him burned to a crisp. Anyway, you in?