From her Roswell Command Center, Hillary Rodham rules the Known Solar System. Then a mysterious break-in occurs at the Hollywood Wax Museum, with several famous Wax Figures reported missing. Overnight, vampiric ritual murders of young women begin taking place with alarming frequency. From Roswell to Kennebunkport, sightings of undead national icons rock the Media. These events are only predlude to the launching of the dreaded VAMPIRE EMPIRE. . . .