Nessa Joanne Mulholland, aka Marilyn Monroe"s No. 1 teenage fan, is relocating in movie-star style, crossing the Atlantic on a steamer from New York City on her way to Paris. If only her cringe-inducing professor dad wasn’t along for the ride, and they weren’t sharing a cabin that"s five decks below sea level and next to the engine room. But when a crush goes terribly wrong, it’s clear that Nessa is up to her neck in trouble once again.