Perculator Rasmussen lay face-down, spread-eagled on the dining room floor of Meadow Lakes Retirement Community. The back of his head was smashed in, his throat was cut, a nylon cord was around his neck. There was a bullet hole in his jacket and a knife in his back. "Are we sure he"s dead?" Mary Rose McGill asked. "If he isn"t," Wiley Vondra said. "He"d better have damn good insurance." And so our story begins... It"s a story so funny tears will run down your leg. "The Boob Girls are the GOOD Girls" - Phyllis Diller, actress and comidienne