Miss Julia is a proper lady of a certain age with a backbone of iron and perfect steel magnolia poise, not to mention the sharpest tongue south of the Mason-Dixon line. But she"s feeling a little wistful when Hazel Marie, once her late husband"s paramour and now her best friend, prepares to move out and live in sin with that nice Mr. Pickens. And she"s taking Little Lloyd, the apple of Ms. Julia"s eye, with her!But suddenly, to her delight, a wedding is in the offing. Handsome Deputy Sheriff Coleman Bates and attorney Binkie Enloe announce their plan to run down to the courthouse next week and tie the knot. But Miss Julia (who knows cucumber sandwiches are correct in summer and ham biscuits in winter) insists that"s not the way to do it. Taking a few shortcuts in etiquette, she decides to organize a real ceremony herself Will Little Lloyd sing a solo? Will anybody notice the sparkling grape juice isn"t champagne? These and other hilarious hurdles on the way to the altar reinforce Miss Julia"s undying motto: if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.Performed by Karen White