"The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." —Voltaire"Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that." —J.M. Barrie"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." —Bill Cosby"I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner