If you want to feel good about your life without the muss and fuss of eating grapefruits for weeks on end, counting calories in the dairy aisle, or eating ghastly sugar-free cookies, Crispin Porter + Bogusky introduces Eating the Angus Diet. In this book, Dr. Angus supplies the reader with a roadmap for living what he calls “The Good Life.” An exciting and refreshing approach (mostly because it’s not a real diet book or even a real diet), Eating the Angus Diet covers a wide range of seemingly unrelated topics. From “How to Eat Food that Tastes Good” to “Catching a Greased Pig,” Dr. Angus illustrates his “lifestyle plan” designed for anybody who is ready to take a great big bite out of life. Eating the Angus Diet is a must-read for anyone with a whole lot of time to burn. Eating the Angus Diet is: • A lifestyle plan • Exciting and refreshing • A bunch of words on paper • Not a real diet • Kinda funny in places • Written mostly in English • Riddled with the expression Waaayyytagoooo!!™ • Chock full of amusing photos • For entertainment purposes only Eating the Angus Diet is not: • A real diet book • Grounded in a little thing called “reality” • Intended to be taken seriously • Full of intellectual banter • Streaking to the top of any best-seller list • A critic’s favorite • Worthy of over-analyzation • A brilliant work of art • Full of misspellings and grammatical errors