Humorist Michael T. Scott writes and performs thousands, hundreds, OK, dozens of characters in Pre-Chewed Appetizers, a project that brings sketch comedy back to beautiful Technicolor-audio. Each track takes place in Magellan"s, an upscale restaurant where celebrities, superheroes, rednecks, monkeys, and even Jesus can be found! It"s the dining experience complete with eavesdropping but minus the free bread. Although an attempt was made to include rolls and spreadable butter with the CD, the complication of putting expiration dates on each package just wasn"t worth the effort.