We’re going back to the underground, no more of this corporate crap. This is Nintendo Punk from the streets. Strategy Guide is a 26-stage informative CD to play at your 2012 graduation party. Mix a bee, a mountain man, an addict, a sombrero, and a street fighter, and you have a recipe to P-A-R-T-Y. Don’t worry about the NES Youth Crew "92 crashing the party and Ico throwing up on the couch, cuz it’s summer and you’re hanging out with your friends, playing Pong and eating Cheetos. Even when your neighbor complains, this party is never ending. Just stick a dead fish in his mail box. Then go inside, put on this record, and play Ikaruga with that kid you’ve had a crush on since last semester in science class. You wont need any spells tonight, because everyone wants to make out with you, especially the 14 Year Old Girls.