Star Wars Demolition
A vehicular combat game set "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away," Star Wars Demolition is yet another embarrassingly mediocre title based on the premier sci-fi movie series. A mishmash of elements from the various Star Wars films, the laughably implausible premise here allows for disparate combatants (Boba Fett, a piloted podracer, and a Rancor, to name a few) to fight in arenas that range from inappropriate (e.g., the swampy Dagobah) to impossible (e.g., the surface of the Death Star II). It"s a shame that the gameplay in Star Wars Demolition isn"t even remotely as imaginative as its "what if?" fanboy scenario, as all you"ve got here is an uninspired regurgitation of similar games (like Vigilante 8), with clunky controls tossed in for bad measure. Whatever amusement one can find in Star Wars Demolition wears thin really fast, making this disc one really expensive Star Wars-themed drink coaster.--Joe Hon Pros: 3-D graphics and sound are, for the most part, faithful to the movie series Cons: Laughably implausible premise Uninspired gameplay with clunky controls Amusement wears thin really fast