Do you need a fire extinguisher to blow out the birthday candles? Do you think that Posh and Becks is a department store? Is your idea of a "wild night" a bottle of Bucks Fizz and a few party poppers? Does your Friday evening consist of watching all those lovely gardening programmes, while idly flicking through a vinyl flooring catalogue? If so, the warning signs are flashing - you need this book to determine whether you"re really over the hill or still able to be dragged back to the ranks of the hip and trendy!