Diane Stingley"s satirical political columns about the George W. Bush administration, published in the Charlotte Observer -- finally in book form! Selection of titles: WHAT IS THE PRESIDENT THINKING AND WHEN DID HE BEGIN? (President"s Alleged Moments of Introspection Troubling to Many Citizens) --- PRESIDENT LOWERS USA FROM FIRST TO FOURTH (Being Number One Proving Too Stressful to Self and Citizens) --- SUPREME COURT RULES BILL OF RIGHTS UNCONSTITUTIONAL (Chief Justice Rehnquist Calls Them Vague and Dangerous) --- ABU GRAIB: A KEGGER THAT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG (Rumsfeld Explains Why Digital Camera Photos So Misleading) --- WORLD WAR II AND KOREAN VETERANS RECALLED TO SERVICE (Rumsfeld says Greatest Generation Needed to Help Win War in Iraq) --- PRESIDENT PROPOSES AMENDMENT TO BAN GAY DIVORCE (Gay People Would Have to Stay Married Forever No Matter What) --- BILL O"REILLY PROPOSITIONS ANN COULTER ON CAMERA (Bitter Court Room Battle Predicted) --- HOMO SAPIENS: IT WAS GREAT WHILE IT LASTED (Once Dominant Species Appears Headed for Dustbin of History) --- and many more!