Canned Dragon Meat
The most dangerously delicious meat on Earth * From the Sisters of Radiant Farms, Scotland branchl * One can contains 100% of your daily value of havoc, terror, inferno, destruction, magic, and rage * Also contains trace amounts of poetry and ballet * Warning: This is not an actual food item and is non-edible. There"s a stuffed dragon head inside the can. (SPOILERS!)