In "Center of the Universe," God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat," a young girl"s imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In "Unprotected," an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy"s wallet. The stories in Simon Rich"s new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love"s many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary into the absurd. With razor-sharp humor and illustrations, and just in time for Valentine"s Day, Rich takes readers for an exhilarating, hilarious ride on the rollercoaster of love.