"Funny, I thought I"d die laughing" John Adams (second President of the United States) "This guy"s sense of humor kills me" John Dillinger (shot while exiting a theatre) "Buy this book or the terrorists win" George K. Bush (gas station attendant) This collection of autobiographical short essays is truly funny. Hilarious! Poignant! Satirical! It will make your bathroom the envy of every man, woman, and child in the nation.