ANYONE CAN LEARN TO COOK;EVEN A KNUCKLEHEAD! One cannot live on take-out alone. But if you"re like many bachelors, recent graduates, and other flat-out beginners, you most likely don"t know a bundt pan from a Dutch oven. In other words, you"re a knucklehead-and just the sort of person for whom this book was designed. In easy-to-follow, uncomplicated, and-most of all-hilariously written recipes, A Cookbook for a KNUCKLEHEAD is all you need to feed yourself and maybe even impress your friends and loved ones. You"ll learn: ? The essential pots, pans and utensils needed for a well-stocked kitchen capable of serving up most anything (and you won"t even need a second mortgage to pay for them) ? An introduction to basic cooking terms and techniques-from the secrets of proper measuring to tricks for frying, boiling, and baking like a pro ? A treasure trove of recipes you won"t find anywhere else to create dozens of scrumptious breakfasts, salads, entrees, side dishes, desserts, and drinks ? Basic meals ideas like pot roast and country chicken, as well as fun people-pleasers such as Garlic Shrimp and BBQ Cola Ribs ? The kind of honest, insider cooking tips you won"t get from other cookbooks in each and every recipe ? Much, much more! A Cookbook for a KNUCKLEHEAD also features dozens of photographs, showing key steps in the cooking and preparation process---so you can graduate from a KNUCKLEHEAD to experienced chef in no time!