Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to write a great piece of software? A: More. You"ve read all the headlines: Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church and Windows 95 Ushers in Era of World Peace. You"ve bought all the software--even took out a second mortgage to buy it. You"ve installed all 45 disks of the latest Word program. And you"ve made 45 tech support phone calls to get it to work. Now what? Cry? Give up? Before you go Microsoft in the head, try laughing instead! The Microsloth Joke Book ...offers countless megabytes of Easy Install humor that storms the Gates and smashes the Windows of the world"s biggest software company. Includes hard-copy files on * Windows 95 horror stories from Shakespeare to Captain Kirk * Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates * the first-ever Microsloth infomercial drinking game * the ten DOS commandments * songs * light bulb jokes * and much more. No Installation Required! No RAM Required! Sense of Humor Version 4.0 or Higher Required