You love your bat, all shiny and new, It’s a homerun hitting extension of you. But when you aren’t hitting, the bat must stay, In the dugout with the dirt, the rocks, and the clay. You want to keep dirt and scratches away, So your bat looks its best each and every day. You love your bat, all pretty and clean, When you get up to bat it glitters and gleams. Whatever can be done, whatever will you do? Get your beautiful bat the new RIP-IT Roo! So cute, so fuzzy, so many colors to choose, It will protect your bat from dugout boo-boos. Get one for yourself, for your friend get the same, On the back you even can embroider your name. Away go the scratches, away go the frowns, Away goes the rolling of your bat on the ground. Horray, horrah, no more boo-hoo’s, They all went away all because of the Roo!