Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball. Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other, “Do you smell carrots?” Da-dum! The Original 365 Jokes, Puns & Even a Few Riddles delivers a year of guffaws, groans, and belly laughs for the whole family. Here are golf jokes, blonde jokes, lawyer jokes, a guy walks into a bar jokes, knock-knocks, and more.