Royal & Awesome Men"s Loud Shorts Golf. FOR THE Pars AND THE Bars Just in case you get thirsty, every pair of Royal & Awesome trousers and shorts come with a FREE bottle opener and golf tool. Bottoms up! Specially designed for golf, with tee loops, golf (and beer) tool and tour slit. 7% cotton and 3% spandex. Comfortable, breathable and durable. Do it, do it, do it!