Hello. My Name is Jenny. And I"m a Wife Her Vera Wang gown still warm, Jenny Lee explores the subject no friend would ever talk about: what happens after the band stops playing and the guests go home. Covering finances, the freakish occurrences of getting beaten at Scrabble, meeting other couples, and establishing principles ("It"s not that I can"t cook. I don"t cook."), it"s the hilarious, all-too-true story of what it means to be a wife—with a real-life husband, one television remote, and the sneaking suspicion that he"s using your very, very expensive, very, very hard-to-find shampoo.