"The only thing I"ve noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow." -- Martina Navratilova, on being asked if she is treated like royalty "Which attitude is this? Is this the new attitude or is this the new, new attitude?" -- Jim Courier on Andre Aggasi"s new attitude "Deuce is used so you don"t have to count so high." --Bill Cosby "You must be joking. With my temper, no kid would be safe." -- Ilie Nastase, on suggestions that he be a teacher after his retirement "Mr. Umpire, could you please make another bad call for me?" -- John McEnroe, after a bad call