I was born in the year one, of the present or Christian hera, and am, in consquints, seven-and-thirty years old. My mamma called me Charles James Harrington Fitzroy Yellowplush, in compliment to several noble families, and to a sellybrated coachmin whom she knew, who wore a yellow livry, and drove the Lord Mayor of London. Why she gev me this genlmn"s name is a diffiklty, or rayther the name of a part of his dress; however, it"s stuck to me through life, in which I was, as it were, a footman by buth. Praps he was my father -- though on this subjict I can"t speak suttinly, for my ma wrapped up my buth in a mistry. I may be illygitmit, I may have been changed at nuss; but I"ve always had genlmnly tastes through life, and have no doubt that I come of a genlmnly origum. . . .