We follow a day in the life of a quietly desperate company man as he shares with us his dark and cynical, yet humorous thoughts of his absurd and unpredictable day as a management consultant. He provides reflections on topics such as pseudoscience, positive thinking, and business ethics. Although his reflections are dark and cynical, in the tradition of "Bloom County", "Office Space" and "Monty Python", they are bizarrely humorous. It is also in these reflections that we may find insights into living a more tranquil life in our modern day world.