Andrew Smith, the world"s largest monster bad-ass, has been given the task of defeating Admiral Porter, a military sociopath bent on ruling the planet Fistful. There is only one problem: Andrew can"t fight worth a damn! In order to ensure his victory, he seeks out martial instruction from the greatest fighter in the galaxy - Gamble, a 10,000-year-old, jive-talking, hard-drinking, fast-living man who doesn"t look much older than a kid.