Turning away from self-help satire, Bristow-Bovey points his poison pen at Jamie Oliver the Naked Chef. Oliver taunts us with an impossible dream of how life could be. The fact is that very few men are the Naked Chef, and this book is here to help modern men - and the women who love modern men. The Naked Bachelor aims to help the average bloke be charming, attractive and a dab hand with the spatula. The book offers advice and the accumulated wisdom of a long list of approved masculine role models. Be guided through the minefields of sex and romance and knowing how to behave at a dinne party. Be steered through shoals and rapids of meeting, dating, living together and breaking up. Discover how to be a gentleman and how to make a martini and how to hunt caribou in a manly and humane fashion. And, perhaps most importantly, find out which neck-holds, karate chops and pressure points to use should you ever happen to meet Jamie Oliver. And for women, this book should help them understand the riddle wrapped around a mystery and squeezed into a tatty old vest that is the modern man.