I"m on a boat. Wait, no, I"m in the back of your car. Oh look, I"m on your roof terrace. I"m in the garden, at the beach, in your living room. I"m in your basement? I"m everywhere you want me to be. Because I can handle any situation, thanks to my rain, stain and UV protective coat. Show me how far you can take your outdoorsiness. Or not.