From the moral base camp of the Valhalla Lounge deep inside Buck"s Duck Lodge and Advanced Plucking Center on Big Babe Lake, B. R. "Buck" Peterson, master-guide-to-all-that-is-wild-in-the-outdoors, and his hunting pig Dorothy provide the latest skinny on calling waterfowl, identifying individual game species such as the rare Jemima Puddle Duck, identifying flight patterns of the Flying Blue-winged Devils, a duck"s interpretation of the near-death experience, and measuring trophy ducks using the well-ignored Boom and Crockpot standards system. Also, at great personal and professional risk, Buck pulls the tarpaulin off the canine conspiracy to dominate the retriever world, and guides the serious waterfowler to the advantages of owning a hunting pig. The Compleat Waterfow(u)ler is Buck"s last word on duck hunting, with a little goose on the side. We hope.