It"s a daily dose of ignorance, political doublespeak, jaw-dropping stupidity, or foot-in-the-mouth hilarity—no wonder it"s a perennial bestseller. How not to talk about one"s spouse: "She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way."—Donald Trump, on his pregnant wife Melania. Questionable Congressional testimony: "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale." —Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. And dumb employee excuses: "I forgot to come back to work after lunch."