Goodman"s Gifts 38; Stationery Store February 14 Cashier: Elyse 3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . 12.00 Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday. 4 containers of candy hearts . . . 5.00 Ever since my ex cheated on me, I"ve sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn"t get the memo. 1 Valentine"s Day card . . . 4.50 I"m not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny. 1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . 0.00 Stupid Cupid Point your arrows at someone else. . . . Subtotal . . . 21.50 It"s going to be a complicated Valentine"s Day.