GET D!RTY Next time you"re traveling or just chattin" in Portuguese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: • Cool slang • Funny insults • Explicit sex terms • Raw swear words Dirty Portuguese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Brazil: What"s up? — Tudo bem? Are those fake boobs? — Você tem silicone no peito? I need to take a piss. — Preciso mijar. That goalie is so weak. — Esse goleiro é uma mãe. Shit"s about to go down! — O coro vai comer! I"m smashed. — Tô bebum. Let"s fuck like animals. — Vamos trepar como animais.