The ULTRA DOLPHINS debut album "Mar" is like the ocean, which, in turn, is like a simile for a sea of consciousness, as it contains many multitudes of creatures, each performing specialized and natural tasks, and also the seas of consciousness can adequately mirror the contents of life itself, and provide information about them. The guitar riffs are supple as octopus tentacles, snaking over the fretboard and thru yr mind"s "aye," performed without the benefit of plastic pick (an arachnid lacking an endoskeleton) and squirting black ink on one"s self-centeredness. The drummer plays shells underwater like Sebastian in "The Little Mermaid," and the bass is the most popular fish in school. A pelican (whose pouch holds nothing but virgin Exxon oil) spits up an ebony load, smack into the President"s privates, which are improperly impregnated, and whose milk-white loins produce passion fruits of the Anti-Christ, one of which is like "Mar," the debut album by ULTRA DOLPHINS.