Finally-A Pregnancy Book That Won"t Put Men to Sleep My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn"t put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what"s it going to do to your sex life? This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you"ll discover helpful-and hilarious-information and insights on such topics as: The Maternity Wardrobe: "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear-parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman." Baby Names: "Don"t give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for "I"m a dork and should be beaten up."" The Birth: "No one told me it"s normal that babies" heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."