The third edition of the best, funniest father"s guide to having a baby is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it"s still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book has grown into an on-going grass roots classic as a staple gift for every Dad-to-be, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next. With this light-hearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife?the main role of expectant dads?he"ll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance. New features include: ·The Minefield: The Wrong Gifts for Your Pregnant Wife ·Social Media Pregnancy Etiquette: Status Update! ·Eight Reasons Why Not to Pick Out Maternity Clothes ·Hi-Tech Toys: Can You Buy Them Yet? ·Why Watching Teen-Pregnancy Reality TV Does Not Replace Childbirth Class ·Vanishing Twin Syndrome The latest trends! ·Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!) ·Updated Baby Name Guide, including twitter hash tags. ·Cloth Diapers: The Debate is Back! ·Home Ovulation Predictors ·When Piercings and Tattoos Are a Problem