The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Low Fat Sesame Ginger. The starters gun - Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman"s Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster then Kraft and further than Wishbone. First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman"s Own Low Fat Sesame Ginger in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman"s Own Low Fat, she murmurs, "You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby", and patting his fanny she whispers, "and no fat." Paul Newman and Newman"s Own Foundation Have Given Over $300 Million To Thousands of Charities Since 1982.Newman"s Own Foundation continues Paul Newman"s commitment to donate all royalties and after tax profits from this product for educational and charitable purposes.