Dexter Apron made of Black Vinyl with Adjustable Neck Strap For your Marinara Spatter Expert While some geeks are happy to live on pizza and Mountain Dew, some of us have more sophisticated tastes. We want to make our marinara sauce from scratch, just like Grandma did. So we gather our ingredients, sharpen our knives, and... we turn the kitchen into a red spattered crime scene. It"s tomato guts, we swear! For the Marinara Spatter Expert in your life, might we recommend a Dexter Apron? This black vinyl apron will keep you clean whether you"re slicing up a bushel of tomatoes, a chicken carcass, or a serial killer. An adjustable neck strap ensures that all your vital body parts are covered. Be meticulously clean while you methodically follow your favorite recipes and leave no evidence that you were ever slaving away in the kitchen.