Some say these phrases were originally uttered by Albert Einstein. Others disagree, stating that they were found in the Cave of Caerbannog. Whereas scientists still haven"t discovered their true origin, they all agree that one could not do better than to live your life dedicated to the truths embodied in these pearls of wisdom" So let there be much rejoicing. Complete with the following quotes: "Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?" "Oh, Lord, Bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it Thou might blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." "We are the Knights who say....Ni!" "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....a HERRING!" "Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requim." "I fart in your general dorection. Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries."