Newly divorced and 30 something, Achilles Pumpkinseed spends his days alone, smoking pot and watching TV. One day, an unexpected visitor appears at his home with an old dilapidated camping trailer that is painted like a watermelon. He insists that the gift is Achilles" inheritance. It is Homer"s mission to get him to accept it. Achilles parks the trailer in front of his home. The Watermelon acts as a magnet and lures all types of wierd people to Achilles" home, including the ghost of his beloved mother. One day Achilles discovers a young runaway sleeping in the trailer. Rather than chase her off as he did the others, he invites her into his home and into his life, a life that will never be the same, in this hilarious romantic comedy.