Couldn"t finish all those shorts in one sitting because you filled up on cream cheese wontons? Not a problem, RiffTrax is here with Shorts To-Go, filled to the brim with spicy deep-fried jokes that"ll keep you laughing all the way to the Alka-Seltzer! Your Shorts To-Go package contains 8 delicious RiffTrax shorts, featuring the signature riffing of chefs Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett. A smorgasboard of flavorful vintage "educational" material that"s ripe for the mocking. You"ll meet William, whose well-meaning but creepy grandpa urges him toward a lifetime of confusion in William"s Doll. Marvel at the excuses people used to avoid buckling up in Seatbelts: The Life-Saving Habit -- hey, kids fall down all the time, they"ll be fine! And those of you who still WASH YOUR CLOTHING IN GASOLINE will be startled to learn that might not be a good idea with the classic More Dangerous Than Dynamite. And many more! Wrap it up, head home, and enjoy RiffTrax Shorts To-Go! (may contain MSG)