Advice From A Caterpillar (DEJ Productions)
Price 9.98 USD
Cynthia Nixon portrays Missy, a celebrated artist, whose claim to fame is taking her family"s cheesy home movies, copying them on video, and then adding wry commentary. Her best friend Spaz (Andy Dick) can"t seem to keep a relationship or art gig going, and has turned to catering to pay the bills. Commitment phobe Missy is happy with her affair with married "suit" (Jon Tenney), provided he remains casual about their relationship. Add to the mix bi-sexual Brat (Timothy Olyphant) who has captured both Spaz and Missy"s eyes. Missy and Brat are attracted to each other, but is she willing to ruin a long-term friendship for a roll in the hay? Apparently. Instead of joining Spaz and Suit for a weekend in the country, Missy and Brat have a roll in the city. With next morning blues, Missy races to Spaz to confess.Can anyone really believe that Tenney and Olyphant would vie for a whiney fashion don"t like Nixon? Just another pretentious piece of tripe released under the guise of independent film making. There is zero chemistry between Nixon and either man. Compare that to her on-screen chemistry with Johnny Messner in "One Last Thing," which does a much better job of displaying her acting talent. This was jut a huge disappointment from start to finish.The only thing original about this story is the title, derived from "Alice in Wonderland," which plays a key role in the film. If you have a burning desire to see this, put it at the bottom of your NETFLIX queue and catch up on Sex in the City reruns instead.