A Young Dwarf"s Dream Corporal Carrot has been promoted! He"s now in charge of the new recruits guarding Ankh-Morpork, Discworld"s greatest city, from Barbarian Tribes, Miscellaneous Marauders, unlicensed Thieves, and such. It"s a big job, particularly for an adopted dwarf. But an even bigger job awaits. An ancient document has just revealed that Ankh-Morpork, ruled for decades by Disorganized crime, has a secret sovereign! And his name is Carrott... And so begins the most awesome epic encounter of all time, or at least all afternoon, in which the fate of a city—indeed of the universe itself!—depends on a young man"s courage, an ancient sword"s magic, and a three-legged poodle"s bladder.